Rachel Bloom Pitches a Claymation Show About Her Boobs
Released on 08/28/2017
Hi, I'm Rachel Bloom
and I am the co-creator
of 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend'.
But I have a new show that I want to pitch you
and it's called 'Rachel's Boobs Explain Grammar'.
When you have big boobs,
you deal with like,
what bra should I wear?
My back hurts.
Boob sweat.
And then finally,
my breasts are always
complaining about grammar.
I'm really ping-ponging
between whether it should be
2D like classic Disney, or claymation.
I think that a fun Wallace and Gromit
wide mouth would be very funny.
And keep people watching.
'Cause after you look at a boob talking,
for five seconds, you're like, click.
I came up with this idea at my villa in Milan.
I was just lounging around,
on the balcony.
A handsome, a very handsome muscle man
was my human stool
and I was sipping some strawberry champagne
and I thought, huh.
Boobs and grammar, that might work.
And then also at the time,
another man was going down on me.
My husband doesn't know about the villa,
so please don't tell him.
I think a lot of the network notes
would be like, where are the dudes?
Breasts can't talk.
We can't air this on our network.
Where are the dudes?
A lot of people were asking,
do the boobs sing?
The boobs will not sing.
I'm not your monkey.
'Rachel's Boobs Explain Grammar'.
It's the breast!
And the season two twist will be
that my butt will come in to fart
the Latin roots of all the words.
So,